Storytelling with America and EnglandOnce upon a time, there was a princess who was locked in a tower. Her name was Alice. She was really pretty, but she had huge eyebrows.
E:"You bloody wanker!"
Am:"Dude don't interrupt the story."
So anyway, there was also a freakin awesome hero, named Alfred. He was riding on his horse, going by the castle when he heard someone yell "Help me! I need a hero!" Alfred looked all around and ended up with his eyes set on the balcony, which was waaaay far up high. Like someone cold totally bungee jump off of it. A princess? Is that Alice? I heard about her at Ye old Mickey D's yesterday. He thought to himself.
"Alice? Is that you?" He called up.
"Why yes! It is me! Have you come to rescue me?"
"Of course! I'm a hero!" But at that moment, a huge blue dragon appeared and it spoke!
"Ohonhonhon...what have we here? someone trying to steal mon amour?"
E:"Why the hell is France in the story."
Am:"Cuz he stole the princess. Duh."
But that doesn't stop the hero! No way! So he pulls out